Facebook Potential is the amount of potential attention and compliments a woman can get from Facebook. Many women are surprised at first by just how many men will cater to their every whim on Facebook. Once they realize just how pathetic and desperate most men are online, most women under age 35 are delighted to get compliments and likes from this army of beta orbiters every couple of days.
Guy 1: Why do you think women act like men are their sexual servants nowadays and don’t need to do anything in bed?
Guy 2: Even older women in their 40s started acting that way immediately after they realized their true Facebook Potential.
Guy 2: Even older women in their 40s started acting that way immediately after they realized their true Facebook Potential.
by Eric Kazinsky May 15, 2016
Get the Facebook Potentialmug. When people look on the same peoples facebook page, to be all in there business to see what is going on with them. Bascially three personal life and running with whatever they read on there.
facebook hustlin ex.. John poked jill.. they are defnitely dating,sleeping together etc. or John posted he went out on Sat. night and jill posted she had fun on Sat. night, and the " facebook hustler " assumed they were together and ran with it.
by Scagnelli January 8, 2010
Get the facebook hustlinmug. When two or more people reply to one another's comments on Facebook in a fashion that would resemble how they would use MSN.
I was going to go to sleep at 12, but then two of my friends started instant facebooking (IF)ing me, so I ended up going to sleep at 3:45.
by rebel wordsmith November 15, 2009
Get the instant facebooking (IF)mug. Doing dumb shit on facebook; most often while being baked or intoxicated. Examples include commenting on old photos of friends, liking statuses that have no likable qualities, writing "fuck you" on the walls of people you haven't seen since high school, poking people, and taking a shitload of quizzes.
Alright, you roll another joint, I'm going to hop on your laptop real quick and do some facebook clowning. I'm gonna poke so many fucking people.
by aceofbasefan August 7, 2010
Get the Facebook clowninmug. The act of writing a ridiculous or offensive comment on Facebook to get a ridiculous or offensive response, only to delete the offensive comment and leave the responder on his own, clearly out of line.
Boy: Fuck you Eric! You can go to hell for all I care!
Girl: What are you talking about? What is going on?
Boy: I got Facebook Sniped
Girl: What are you talking about? What is going on?
Boy: I got Facebook Sniped
by BlueEyesWhiteBoy March 11, 2011
Get the Facebook Snipemug. A book one carries around to write down phone numbers, emails, etc.
Carried around when a person is living in denial of digital and they're not on Facebook, don't have an iphone, etc.
Carried around when a person is living in denial of digital and they're not on Facebook, don't have an iphone, etc.
Joan: Dylan isn't on facebook, so when he said he wanted to stay in touch I wrote my number in his face-to-facebook.
Edie: You mean a paper book? How cute!
Jack: We couldn't google map it since none of us had iphones, so I had to draw the directions in Will's face-to-facebook.
Edie: You mean a paper book? How cute!
Jack: We couldn't google map it since none of us had iphones, so I had to draw the directions in Will's face-to-facebook.
by GWMcL September 26, 2010
Get the face-to-facebookmug. 1.(Noun) A term used for when you don't want to talk to someone but they instant message you over facebook. You then proceed to not let your presence known, and go into a ninja hiding position.
2. (Noun) A term for someone who does not appear to be online facebook, but goes around and comments on everyone's wall.
3. (Noun) A term for someone who is not in the social networking exchange known as facebook, but is tagged in pictures and messages.
2. (Noun) A term for someone who does not appear to be online facebook, but goes around and comments on everyone's wall.
3. (Noun) A term for someone who is not in the social networking exchange known as facebook, but is tagged in pictures and messages.
"Hey Daniel ;) "
*Oh God, do I really have to talk to her?*
*5 minutes later with no response*
"Daniel, stop being a ball-less facebook ninja and talk to me!"
Kelly commented on Daniel's status
"What? Kelly's online? But she's not on my 'online' list.... what a facebook ninja."
*looking at a friend's picture with a hot chick in it*
"Oh wow, who is SHE?"
*searches for her, can't find her*
"Dang it! She's a stupid facebook ninja! Gah!"
*Oh God, do I really have to talk to her?*
*5 minutes later with no response*
"Daniel, stop being a ball-less facebook ninja and talk to me!"
Kelly commented on Daniel's status
"What? Kelly's online? But she's not on my 'online' list.... what a facebook ninja."
*looking at a friend's picture with a hot chick in it*
"Oh wow, who is SHE?"
*searches for her, can't find her*
"Dang it! She's a stupid facebook ninja! Gah!"
by ncmo April 4, 2010
Get the Facebook Ninjamug.