When a man or wo(man) mostly man who have no teeth & wear big round glasses that ain't theirs, sticks his pinky finger up his nose while taking his other pinky finger and running it along the rim of his own butthole while sitting in the tub full of warm water & saying "no don't look I swear I'm jacking off. It's not what it looks like. I'm not NOT playing with my penis instead of my butt hole. Only counts if I get off ." then proceeds to shooting ass jizz into the water and man queefing (farting) at the same time. Once he or she is finished they most the time ask for a bowl of snow cream or a cream cheese danish to put over there body and say repeatedly 'I'm a sexy kitty kitty meowwwwwww' and whimper while shaking. He/she may have a very high ego and sleep with one hand in their pants or shorts cupping thier own penis. They have thought to have frosted tips and sausage toes from time to time. But even after all that they still fine af. Sadly they will never put out. You got better luck if your a porno then an actual human. Hell, maybe a video game will see more action then a real human would.
I can't believe i shá'QUAQEEQEE'KORRi-el-CARROLeringestered last night before my family showed up to take me to my 9th wedding.
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-Gosh, wallet was stolen....
-It probably was an El Juifo, this place is known for their large population.
-It probably was an El Juifo, this place is known for their large population.
by ng-zerklapper23 May 15, 2019
John: I think I screwed up my math test
Tom: ok yup you are a El Tornado, stop acting like an El tornado
Tom: ok yup you are a El Tornado, stop acting like an El tornado
by Rogerbase21 March 28, 2018
Probably the best person you will ever meet. She will be your person through thick and thin. She will have your back no matter what. She has such a free spirit that it give the rest of the room a good vibe just by her being present.
by The girl with dark hair September 03, 2020