Dylan

Often a glasses wearing Vietnam boi who plays the division 2 and begs with his mates jack and James for bread and unripened cherries at the side of the A14

Hey you see Dylan over there
Yes I’m Dylan you fucking disgusting cretin can I have some bread please I’m really poor

by Pyro_is_thicc July 1, 2019

Dylan

He has the smallest dick in the group he goes as needle dick Dylan

He simps for a girl maica he has no style when he skates

His the least favorite child because he’s adopted

And he likes to fuck dudes swag BITCH

Omg Dylan has the smallest dick

by I like to fuck dudes July 9, 2020

Dylan effect

When Dylan has a direct affect on your IQ, causing it do decrease to that of a pigeons

The Dylan effect has been carried out on Sarah, She is now a pigeon

by kurkurenicehcips October 3, 2022

Dylan

Dylan is a fucking legend. He cares bout evryone but most importantly his girlfriend Megan and his mates as well as his family. He will ride out for any of his family that needs him and also enjoys music more specifically UK Drill. He is on a leash with his girlfriend but he loves her and doesn’t mind spending time with her at all (sorry babe 😂🤣). Hates school but he knows it necessary and he loves sport. An overall fucking GOAtT true g lad

Dylan is a boss

Dylan was with his boys

Dylan said he loves his girlfriend

by ivegotscratches100 June 13, 2020

Dylan

Dylans are very creative and thoughtful. They care for people when needed, and always know how to help. They light up a room with their sole presence. They're also absolute "babe attractors"

Dylan likes to play guitar

by Kylan Dali January 12, 2023

Dylan

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by bignigga142 May 6, 2020

Dylan

Dylan is every girls dream guy. He is smart good at sports and is always there for you. You can tell him anything and he will listen. He will keep any secret you tell him and always has the best jokes that can make you laugh even when your crying. He is incredibly handsome and romantic and will do anything to make you happy. He is confident, and a great leader. He will talk to everyone but you are lucky if he is one of your close friends. He loves hanging out with big groups of friends but also he likes to hang out with friends one on one. If you have a Dylan in your life you are lucky!!

“Dylan is so nice I can’t wait to go to his party!”

by sarah8585loveschixkens January 8, 2020