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dark reveniens

The true edgelord. This guy is edgy as hell. He roasts basically everyone.
He's also a godly scripter, knew for his multiple creations.

Enjoy your brief visit to an definition that has more edge than a dodecahedron.
Example #1: That is a true Dark Edgelord
Example #2: That is really like Dark Reveniens
by Someone unknown. September 21, 2017
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dark hand

when you fist a girl in her butthole and pull out a long piece of shit
me: dude i just gave amy a dark hand

freind: dude thats so fucking gross
by jadkfjwreo October 28, 2017
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Dark Marketing

The highly secretive psychological marketing science whereby accesses is gained to the subliminal areas of the object (consumer) brain where decisions are heavily influenced. Dark Marketing is by its nature dark (hidden) because it would be much less effective or even completely ineffective and potentially extremely negatively received if the object would know its true meaning. An example of this are catwalk models who do not smile while walking during a fashion show. When asked why, the official answer given by the fashion designer is that one should pay attention to the clothing, not the model. That is a diversion. The true (dark) reason is interest in the brand and sales increase when models present themselves with a more seductive face. If the fashion designer would explain the reason correctly it would not sound noble and could potentially harm the company’s potential to sell product. Dark Marketing is not in itself bad or negative, however one is at an advantage when one can spot it.
Dark Marketing is used when a company explains the official meaning of its logo when in reality it means something else.
by WorldWantsPlastic January 9, 2018
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dark snark

Snarky female with a depressed dark world view. Basically the character Daria from the MTV show Daria.
Anything Daria says is an example of dark snark “My biggest fear right now is that I’ll wake up and this conversation won’t be a dream.”
by Flanders292 May 3, 2018
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Dark Side Virgin

Someone who has never listened to Pink Floyd's The Dark Side of The Moon from beginning to end in one sitting.
Guy : I lost my Dark Side virginity this weekend!

Guy 2: Congrats!
by augoose January 30, 2018
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dark sunrise

Waking up on the wrong side of the bed with two african american male escorts with little money for patronage.
John seems of Saturday he must’ve had a dark sunrise this morning, hes broke.
by nebjeb February 6, 2018
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Dark Hydrak

Dark Hydrak is the dragon god of the Universe and Darkness itself. He is in a constant battle against Illumibiind (his opposite) is the god of light and the Universe. Illumibiind wishes to destroy the Universe and Dark Hydrak wishes to save it. They have different forms, which change their names. Dark Hydrak's lower form is Hydrak. Illumibiind's lower form is Biind. It is legend that you can find Hydrak himself. In a secluded place on the planet. The journey starts with these three links: discord.gg/YwEeddP, discord.gg/acknXFb, discord.gg/qGkmsTp. Good luck traveler.
He acts like he is Dark Hydrak himself!
by Dark Hydrak May 5, 2018
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