fat drunk

When you eat so much that you find it physicly harf to move or think without help

Person 1: oh i eat so much like 10 of those, um, french pastry things with chocolate in them

Person 2: pan au chocolat?

Person 1: um, maybe

Person 2: go home you're fat drunk

Person 1: ok can you help me up

fat drunk by ohdear9762 August 3, 2013

Draper Drunk 

When you get as drunk as Don Draper from Mad Men.

Lets play Mad Men drinking games and get draper drunk.

Draper Drunk by hilts88 November 28, 2013

peak drunk 

The drunkest moment of your life.

I was peak drunk on my 21st birthday.

peak drunk by MechJack October 7, 2016

sad drunk boy poem 

An angsty sad poem which is badly written because the poet/author was a drunk 20-sum year old boy who got his heart broken in a melodramatic way and is unable to cope with simple life problems, and that of which is what his poems reflect

*In English Class*
"What kind of stuff does Eddy write?"

"Oh, He only writes Sad Drunk Boy poems."

sad drunk boy poem by English Student411 January 28, 2017

surly drunk 

Someone who is a mother fucking idiot when drunk.

He’s such a surly drunk.

surly drunk by DarkLight107 March 8, 2019

Wonder drunk

Adjective. A derogatory term to describe someone who blind to reality. An underachiever, or miscreant who thinks they are better than everyone else. A person who virtue signals about trivial or fake moral dilemmas while living a less than virtuous life.

John told Jane she is a piece of shit for accepting a job in the oil industry, yet John, who drives a hybrid (his parents bought for him), has never worked a day in his life. John is clearly a wonder drunk loser.

Wonder drunk by Missamybb8 April 24, 2019

Pussy Drunk 

When the pussy grip so much ( usually after a substantial amount of rounds) it has a drowsy after effect, and you feel kinda drunk…..PUSSY DRUNK

i just fucked my girl and now im pussy drunk

Pussy Drunk by Bi penis11 November 23, 2022