Douche Bag

A person who uses spell check as a form of internet trolling because their to lame to come up with something witty or clever!!!

Your a fucking douche bag!

Your as in "you are" is spelled you're.

Well I'm not writing a fucking term paper but thanks for proving my point douche bag!!!

by nataSdoG September 24, 2011

WoW-Douche

1.An MMORPG player that compares every aspect of new MMO's to World of Warcraft.

2.Any moron that inappropriately uses MMO or WoW terminology in casual conversation with normal people.

3.The naked toon dancing on the bank/auction counter in World of Warcraft.

"We would invite Sam to Play Diablo 3,but he's a complete WoW-Douche."

by MrBaldNBad February 9, 2010

douche rocketry

The practices used by someone who is a douche rocket.

Where's Tom?

He off somewhere, engaging in douche rocketry, no doubt.

by Dusty Buttons February 14, 2007

douche lagoon

A person who is so self-absorbed and clueless that others cannot escape his or her company fast enough.

After the umpteenth time Martha's date interrupted her to talk about himself, she pretended to go to the restroom and left the douche lagoon with the check.

by Chupallama August 7, 2015

douche flute

any vape, e-cigarette, or device used for smoking juice

“aye bro can i hit your douche flute?”
“nah bro ski”
“please bro one more hit bro bro”

by kailmer July 22, 2019

douche bag

a pussy cleaner, plain and simple...

u can tell she hasnt used a douche bag lately...

by jakeinhott39 August 31, 2005

Douche Bag

One who's usefulness in the general flow of things has expired; also one who's sense of humor is dry and outdated.

My boss thinks he knows everything, but he aint nothin but a douche bag.

If I wanted any shit from you I would cut off your head and grab a spoon, ya douche bag!

by Cereal Killer February 3, 2005