franken-douche

One that does the jive. Thin and green, which a bolt in his head...yet still manages to win the hearts of four lovely ladies.

Franken-douche is awesome

by CHEB302 March 8, 2009

WoW-Douche

1.An MMORPG player that compares every aspect of new MMO's to World of Warcraft.

2.Any moron that inappropriately uses MMO or WoW terminology in casual conversation with normal people.

3.The naked toon dancing on the bank/auction counter in World of Warcraft.

"We would invite Sam to Play Diablo 3,but he's a complete WoW-Douche."

by MrBaldNBad February 9, 2010

douche flute

any vape, e-cigarette, or device used for smoking juice

“aye bro can i hit your douche flute?”
“nah bro ski”
“please bro one more hit bro bro”

by kailmer July 22, 2019

Douche of the day

the person who makes the biggest arse of themselves during a day. often based on style, appearence, or actions.

balders got screamed at by a child, he wns douche of the day

by Jaaaaaaaammmessssssssssss! January 21, 2009

douche lagoon

A person who is so self-absorbed and clueless that others cannot escape his or her company fast enough.

After the umpteenth time Martha's date interrupted her to talk about himself, she pretended to go to the restroom and left the douche lagoon with the check.

by Chupallama August 7, 2015

douche bag

a pussy cleaner, plain and simple...

u can tell she hasnt used a douche bag lately...

by jakeinhott39 August 31, 2005

Douche Bag

One who's usefulness in the general flow of things has expired; also one who's sense of humor is dry and outdated.

My boss thinks he knows everything, but he aint nothin but a douche bag.

If I wanted any shit from you I would cut off your head and grab a spoon, ya douche bag!

by Cereal Killer February 3, 2005