Boni Chodes

Our lord and saviour who will one day return to this mortal plain to free us of our shackles and take us to the promised land of Chodania.

Praise our lord and saviour Boni Chodes

by Sal-Ad May 9, 2021

Chode.

A chode is someone who is lazy and full of bulls**t, otherwise know as James Hawthorne.

A chode looks like a fat penis and also is someone who is too lazy to do simple things.

Excuse making is a big sign.

James Hawthorne is a chode.

by rock666er February 19, 2012

Chode Gripping

Is when you hold your steering wheel with you index finger and thumb making the “okay” sign👌 or the “fucking mint” sign with your hand

That guy is chode gripping his steering wheel? Ugh gross

by That Other Guy 6D9 January 3, 2024

chode neezer

1.a stuck up cop from bainbidge island

2.a skater hater

3.just a someone whose being a dick

cop: im gonna have to give you a ticket because i blow men
me: FUCK OFF YOU CHODE NEEZER

by JACOB PATTERSON February 24, 2008

chode-mode

When your roommate decides to delete your FF9 saves because you'd rather pay bills than do drugs all day.

Fuck that piece of shit and his effort to be responsibility. Goin' full chode-mode on this bitch.

by skeet skeet brah April 12, 2014

giga chode

A penis with unparalleled size and girth, classified by at least a 5:1 width to length ratio. Giga chodes often come with a 10+ inch length with a tip that is exceedingly larger than what it should appear to be.

No woman can handle the Giga Chode

by GigaChode February 25, 2023

Chode panties

Panties that fall to the floor from the weight of the extra-chodee.

Rose's chode panties will stick if thrown at the wall.

by Michigan J. Frog April 22, 2009