Candy Wrapper

When you jerk off on her while she's asleep. Then she wakes up and has to pull the sheets off her like a sticky candy wrapper.

Fed up with her passing out early night after night, Kevin delivered a candy wrapper to Patricia so fierce she took the sheets with her to the bathroom the next morning.

by Thirstybust December 1, 2023

Emo candy stick

A derogatory term for a straight person

Chad: Pride month shouldn't exist
Emily: Shut up you fucking emo candy stick

by Straightpride October 5, 2021

Roman Shot of Candy

When her asshole finally relaxes for that tongue (Full gape)

She gave me dat full Roman Shot of Candy

by MaeReign October 14, 2021

candy hamburger

the candy hamburger is the 3 layers of discoloration that most men have under the head of their penis. the colors resembles a candy hamburger.

Wes was stroking his candy hamburger late last night whilst watching the meat spin.

also...

Wow! Dan arena does NOT have a candy hamburger.

by ballsnmeface March 14, 2009

Bottle Caps Candy

Sweet tablet candies made to look like metal soda bottle caps in grape, cola, orange, root beer, and cherry flavors. Bottle Caps candy was originally introduced by Breaker Confections in 1972.1 They are currently sold by the Ferrara Candy Company.

individual Bottle Caps candy was made much smaller. The underside was flattened, and no longer resembles the underside of a bottle cap.

by SPrice1980 January 16, 2023

Cottonelle Candy

The carmelized niblets of toilet paper one needs to chew through to properly eat ass.

Young Daniel C. began tongue punching the bearded ladies fart box and smiled broadly as he devoured her cottonelle candy.

by Hugh Jardon 1965 August 26, 2019

Mississippi Candy Cane

Mississippi Candy Cane is when you fuck a girl that is on her period, once your cock comes out it has blood and cum on it making it look like a candy cane.

My girlfriend was on her period and I decided to fuck her and after she got to suck on a Mississippi candy cane.

by BikerCaleb January 5, 2023