practical candy

Candy that lasts too long to have munchies on like hard candy or chewing gum.

"Ah man! You bought practical candy! We can't eat that when we have munchies after smoking this weed!"

"Ah man! We only have practical candy for this 8 hour bus ride! This sucks!"

by Backpackingsmokers February 26, 2014

Swedish Candy cane

When you finger a female on her period until you get a bloody hand. Then take your bloody hand and cum on her face.

It was that time of the month, so I gave her a Swedish Candy Cane.

by BananaPatch November 18, 2020

crushing candy

When a man name Nicoilia Whipple chokes the chicken on the job site while getting paid.

Hey man where you been?!? -Response "I have been crushing candy in the restroom!"

by Billy Bronco Mooseknuckle March 28, 2019

candy apple surprise

A sex position that involves sugar and syrup with apples

My husband and I tried the candy apple surprise last night

by anonymous May 11, 2023

Candy knuckles

A person who steals drinks by using a refill cup more than one day.

Candy knuckles keeps using the same cup for weeks to get free drinks.

by Jerktog October 13, 2023

Sad Boi Candies

"Sad Boi Candies" is a term used to speak of antidepressants or anti-anxiety medications.

"Hey man, don't forget to take your sad boi candies before we leave."

"I got prescribed new sad boi candies last week and I'm feeling much happier!"

by Pseudonaime October 3, 2023

Candy My Cotton

When A Person Ejaculates On Another Person's Pubic Hair(s).

"I'm about to bust!, Where do you want me to cum?" "Candy My Cotton, Daddy!"

by teabrizzee April 23, 2023