california blender

The act of shooting ice cream up your ass and letting it freeze your your turds before gay butt sex

Hey bro do a California blender so you can ride my cock later

by Jack inoff May 26, 2019

California Landslide

When taking a shit, one straddles the toilet facing the wall causing a shit stain down the front side of the toilet.

Dude, I just took a dump and did a California landslide. Skid marks for days!

by Little Willie 69 July 16, 2019

Capitolize

The action of a city upgrading into a capitol.

Columbia is the capitol of South Carolina, but everyone knows Charleston is a bigger and better city. So Charleston submitted an official request to capitolize. In 2020 their request was approving, and they usurped the role of capitol of South Carolina.

by tonyrigatony July 18, 2019

California stirfry

When an Asian man with a small penis has sexual intercourse with a californian woman

Did you hear that jessica and Mr.Wong had a California stirfry last night?

by ChinkBob August 22, 2019

Californication

The word Californication is made from words Fornication, which means sexual intercourse with a person who is not in a relationship with the other person, and the other word is for California, so the intercourse is expected to be in California.

The californication in the new movie is so awesome!
I thought it was filmed in LA.

by Natalia Romanova November 24, 2019

Carlitos

The type of guy to smack girl asses harder then smacking Into a curb or a ditch and earns the title the curb and the furious

Carlitos~ “ that’s a nice ditch I’m depressed YEET

by Your local depressed giant December 7, 2019

Caletoris

The bone that helps rotate your ankle; injuries in this area are more common, especially when jumping from high altitudes.

The cowboy tore his caletoris while roping.

by Fogelmclovin69 November 4, 2019