check his calendar

To check his sanity.

"Can you imagine if Walter Alston wore a football helmet during the baseball game? They would truck him away, man. 'Get him out of the dugout, man. Check his calendar!'"
-George Carlin, An Evening With Wally Londo Featuring Bill Slazo

by indigenousprodigy May 12, 2008

check

to put someone in their place with intention to do something if they don't listen.

"i'm finna check that bitch she gmfu."

by iheartm1lfs October 23, 2025

Check up on your syllabus

A phrase used by SoCal bros to call out someone who obviously has no idea what they're talking about. Usually when talking about dirtbikes/cars/beer pong rules

Dumb Kid: Dude, my mom's Toyota Tercel probably has like 450 hp or something!

Normal Kid: Broseph, you need to go check up on your syllabus.

by nkssss November 3, 2010

muscle check

When you like a girl and you have to check to make sure you have a 6 pack, big biceps, no double chin, and no pool float around your stomach.

Josh: Hey Kyle, don't you think that girl over there is hot?
Kyle: Before you do something stupid or bang something, why don't you do a muscle check?

by Logical World September 1, 2017

I'm new! check this out.

My name is Marie, i go by mari.
i'm 70% aesthetic and 20% funny.
my goal is to be popular!
i am a simp here, and if you don't care about me there, kindly don't raise your speech at me.

I'm new! check this out.

by IAmNotAnIdiot May 26, 2021

Rib Check

During the act of sex, the male punches the female in her ribs causing her to clench.

Nah dawg, that girl right there hadda get rib check.

by Toolmeezy February 18, 2025

dirty check-up

When you go for a prostate exam.

"At 49 i went for my dirty check-up; i came too soon. before the nurse even applied the gloves."

by sor.eal September 13, 2016