The good Old blood monkey is the sacred art of engaging in intercourse but with a slight twist startup in missionary and halfway through then when you're about to ejaculate jump up slit her stomach in half spilling her guts all over the bed jump onto her stomach and Splash the guts everywhere while peeing pooping and farting everywhere while making the sacred noises of the True Blood monkey when you have finished the ACT cut open her stomach and pour all the poo pee and blood into the stomach tyre knot ambitiously and most violently belt her corps with it this act should bring you to ejaculate and finally finish the Beautiful but old art of the blood monkey.
Should of seen it bro gave Mel the blood monkey it was great alot of mess to clean tho she won't leave now:/
by AGHHHHHHHH January 11, 2018
by Fl4k February 05, 2021
by Sexy not 615 July 03, 2016
liek when blood is like evrywhere and you cant help but say "oh oh oh!!! scary blood!!!!" and than the blood it is everywhere and youre like "ohhh hell nawww :( spongevbo would NTO LIKE THIS"
"OH THAT BLOOD IS SCAAAAARY"
You been to that room? that blood shure was scary!
blood is scary
scary blood
You been to that room? that blood shure was scary!
blood is scary
scary blood
by BLOOD TORTURE SANDWICH February 16, 2024
by urbanerrrrrrr May 16, 2013
When a man takes a large knife and shoves it up a Vigina he then twists the knife until a good amount of blood gets around her and on the knife. Then he takes the Blood-Soaked knife and shoves it up his Dickhole so a lot of her blood gets inside of him.
by UberWafflezz June 04, 2011
PURLEY BLOOD is a rock band formed in winter garden Florida on April 1st. Purley blood has a goal to bring back rock and make music great again. The members are: Irshad khan, zack smith and Timothy brock. While they are trying to make music great again the are some of the coolest guys ever.(they are hot too). Basically it’s like this. “You make the rules and they break them”.
by You’d onto let May 05, 2019