My StIcK iS bEtTeR tHaN bAcOn

Basically nicholas' life story

Nicholas: this is my life story:
My StIcK iS bEtTeR tHaN bAcOn

by PPratty February 23, 2020

Tofu Bacon

an extremely contemporary term for "cool" or "super" completely replacing the term "what's shakin bacon?" for a more syllabic equilibrium

person 1: what's shakin tofu bacon?
person 2: not much; that concert last night was pretty tofu bacon!

by The holy pancake batman August 23, 2008

bacon rozzer

is a type of crisp such as the well known and widely oved razzels. Have a bacon appearence and taste and are made to look like bacon

pass us the bacon rozzers

by luke May 4, 2004

Bacon Flip

A term for flipping someone's wiener, outside the pants. If a person goes up to someone unexpectedly, they bring their hand up in a flipping motion at their crotch and their penis, which lifts it up. It is a non homo-sexual motion, so you can do it to your buddies and yell "BACON FLIP!!!!" while you do it.

"Man, you just got bacon flipped!"
"I'm going to give him a bacon flip."

by anonymous2111 December 27, 2009

bacon strip dick

strips of poo after you do a girl in the butt

Dude, i got a bacon strip dick..

by bacon strip fo life January 17, 2011

bacon

The back-end of a female also known as thier asshole.

yo i ate that girls bacon last night..i was in heaven

by JROKK November 18, 2011

cooking bacon

when cooking bacon on the stove being careful is a must so that the pig doesnt burn you... so driving around or more so in the same direction as a cop you have to be careful not to get burn by him/her

friend: r u ok

me: no im cooking bacon
friend: really wheres the cop
me:a couple cars back

by SrNiightmare September 30, 2012