bacon boner

An erection or sense of arousal caused by the sight, smell, or taste of bacon. Also, an erection or sense of arousal caused by the sound of bacon sizzling, often leading to confusion over the term pansexual.

"It's just a bacon boner, everyone gets them."
"Dale was cooking breakfast, and when I heard the pan sizzle, I got a bacon boner."

by JADrI April 26, 2017

I smell bacon

Means there is a cop near by

You are about to light a joint. Your friend sees a cop crossing the road toward you, and says "I smell bacon"

by BRETTBTCH July 30, 2022

tongue punch the bacon bag

When you buy a bacon on the go and want to kick the bacon grease out of the package

Take a step back, I'm finna tongue punch the bacon bag, ya feel me?

by Easy rock October 24, 2019

Bacon

Uk slang. A uk prison name for sex offender.

Derived from rhyming slang - bacon bonce - nonce.

''That new con on A wing is a bacon'

by Sidders.02 March 27, 2021

Bacon chocolate

Also called Chocolate bacon, gods gifts to earth and almighty. It is What makes the world go round. Two of the best things on earth. Anyone who thinks otherwise is wrong and should only be forced to eat tofu for the rest of their lifeS

I love me some bacon chocolate every day of the week

by I'mwatchingmonsterfish September 30, 2016

It's bacon

referring to something insanely delicious

Have you been to the new restaurant down the street? It's bacon!

by Bacon Good September 29, 2022

Bacon

The best thing ever.

Man, he has some good bacon right there.

YOU BURNT THE BACON LIKE MY MIXTAPE YOU IDIOT!

by Nu, ur mom gay. Yes February 24, 2018