by Brent Donald Johnson October 13, 2006
Get the half back optionmug. When your girlfriend (or boyfriend if you swing that way) stops mid way through giving you a blowjob to kiss you on the lips.
A full moon kiss would be when they kiss you on the lips, after they have given the blowjob.
The former is arguably preferable.
A full moon kiss would be when they kiss you on the lips, after they have given the blowjob.
The former is arguably preferable.
Guy 1: "Dude, Alice is so good at giving head. She even stopped half way through and gave me a half moon kiss!"
Guy 2: "Nice!"
Guy 2: "Nice!"
by MichaelToTheJ September 25, 2012
Get the half moon kissmug. "I consider myself a skeptical person and I've done my research. When you look into it, the Earth is flat."
"Dude, are you half way retarded?"
"Dude, are you half way retarded?"
by jiggysaw17 November 21, 2018
Get the Half Way Retardedmug. "Timmy is differently disabled" or "Susan has another bun in the uterus" are half-assed euphemisms.
A half-assed euphemism is a half-assed euphemism for a misspoken euphemism.
A half-assed euphemism is a half-assed euphemism for a misspoken euphemism.
by Vizaeryon November 19, 2019
Get the half-assed euphemismmug. fore and a half head is when a chick has thin or no eyebrows at all, this creates the appearance of a fore&1/2head.
daryl: that chick is hot.
lary: she dose look hot. wonder how she keeps the sweat from beading down into her eyes..
daryl: what?
lary: ya, its got to be like 95 degrees out and with this heat and that fore and a half head and no eyebrows to catch the sweat. i wonder how she dose it...
daryl: ......your an idiot.
lary: she dose look hot. wonder how she keeps the sweat from beading down into her eyes..
daryl: what?
lary: ya, its got to be like 95 degrees out and with this heat and that fore and a half head and no eyebrows to catch the sweat. i wonder how she dose it...
daryl: ......your an idiot.
by kyle pro March 12, 2012
Get the fore and a half headmug. by Scottish Doggie August 26, 2013
Get the Half Can Danmug. Sundays where the previous night had been spent partying too hard and any attempt at cooking/cleaning/anything is bound to be half-assed as you are too mashed or hung-over
This can be followed up by actually half-baking something ie. mix flour, sugar and water, put in oven for 20 mins just until golden and manky, serve with a lemon in a glass (lemonade) and voilas! Half-baked cookies and lemonade! try selling these on the streets, just don't blame me if you get arrested in your mums dressing gown.
This can be followed up by actually half-baking something ie. mix flour, sugar and water, put in oven for 20 mins just until golden and manky, serve with a lemon in a glass (lemonade) and voilas! Half-baked cookies and lemonade! try selling these on the streets, just don't blame me if you get arrested in your mums dressing gown.
by El Flaymo January 9, 2007
Get the Half-Baked Sundaymug.