alabuddism

Alabuddism is the belief that Alabama football is god. Nick Saban rules the earth and no other team is worthy.

That guy that poisoned those trees in Auburn must believe in Alabuddism.

by Thewaterfowler September 22, 2018

Alabaster Shoehorn

The clean nature of your foot or shoe before shoehorning another person.

"I had an alabaster shoehorn, but after I shoehorned Jamie's vag, I gotta wash my shoe"

by ODRagnar375 October 18, 2018

alabama log flume

When you dirreah onto someone’s back and proceoto take a shit onto the waterfall and the shit flows down her back.

Hoe: Wanna try something new? TeHe ;)
Weird ass dude: How about an Alabama log flume?
Hoe: What’s that?
Weird ass dude: Magic!
Hoe: Let’s do it!

by TooMuchTime6969696969 October 25, 2018

Alabama

A state in the Southeastern US which holds boundaries with Mississippi, Georgia, Tennessee, and very little of Florida. It is also known for the stereotype of inbreeding, given their high count of cross-bred individuals. It is also known for the backwoods rejects who fuck their sisters in their free time

Hey man, you from Alabama??

Yeah man, I was just up there bangin my sister for the weekend. Now I'm back to the ol' work schedule again.

by bchc2003 November 3, 2018

Alabama teapot

It is when you tea bag someone during the hot days of summer in the southern states

In this sweltering heat his balls steamed against my head, during the Alabama teapot.

by Longline35 November 3, 2018

alabama movie theater

When a person buts a tarp out and puts a projector on it while tyler fucks his sister

Hey Mariah wanna have a Alabama movie theater???

by Tyler’s mom November 7, 2018

Alabama Double

A sportsman's double but the mother and daughter are your mother and grandmother

Cletus: hey man, I totally got with a milf and gilf at the same time last night!
Jethro: dude, that’s your mom and grandma
Cletus: I know, it was an Alabama Double!

by Captain Hammerpenis December 2, 2018