shitting and barding

When someone playing bard from league of legends cums all over the enemy team in a team fight.

"Wow nick you really were shitting and barding on the enemy that game. Back shots were given."

by HyperColossus November 28, 2021

MANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH

WHENEVER you get a SANDWICH if you don't like condiments as the MANDATORY SHIT SANDWICH flips. ASSH0LE.

A hint to ANAL ALAN to EAT SHIT in a METHODICAL WAY.

and says "MANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH" BUTT the "BABIES, LITTLE GIRLS AND LITTLE BOY'S importance cannot be underestimated as BOWEL SHIT , "MANDATORY THIS SANDWICH" down the HATCH , and yes KNOW BUTTS ABOUT IT as you RIMMING their BUDDAH RECORDS ASSH0LE as KNOW BUTTS ABOUT SHIT and the entire sandwich TONIGHT!!!!

Hey ANAL ALAN she bought you lots of food including PROBIOTICS AND CHEESE BALLS from TRADER DICKS as make that WHOLE WHEATMANDATORY EAT SHIT SANDWICH tonight you "can't stop your PEDOPHILE EGOTISTICAL ASS from making a SHOW" as "DOWN THE HATCH " when you "TAKE A B0WEL".

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 17, 2022

thomas street shit

when you commit something flatcestuous, ie having sexual inter course with a flatmate

two housemates sleeping with the same guy? that’s some thomas street shit

by aylith December 23, 2021

only shit

expression once used by José Victor, student from the Translation Studies course in João Pessoa, Paraíba, Brasil, in the year of 2016.

When you are surprised about something, you say: ONLY SHIT!

It kind of works out just like "holy shit" but it's only.

by Ze birl February 10, 2017

Shit lounge

A confined space (typically a bed) in which the air has been saturated by the stink of several smelly farts.

1) Naughty little Johnny wasted no time in turning his brand new Thomas the Tank Engine bed linen into a five star shit lounge.

2) On returning home from her late shift Debbie was disgusted to discover that house husband Wayne had turned their marital bed quarters into a shit lounge.

by Slagbonce May 21, 2012

teaser shit

When you have the urge to have a bowel movement, but when you go to the toilet you can’t go.

I went to the bathroom and experienced a teaser shit!

by Hitman5652 October 24, 2017

Shit Tears

It is a way of expressing sadness, no one knows the whole meaning of it except for that its sad.

person #1: "GO AWAY BITCH"
person #2: "IM GOING TO SHIT TEARS"

by MercuryTV September 14, 2024