inch-dick

To move slow as fuck; to accomplish almost nothing

This traffic is bullshit, I've been inch-dicking it the whole way to work today...

by StumbOz March 23, 2017

Wingned Dick

A Dick with wings.

Ohh wingned dick! òÓ

by Dollynho March 23, 2017

wicked dick

When you live in Massachusetts and someone does something that is not cool and perhaps even rude

Jimmy skipped the entire lunch line and took all the crispy chicken sandwiches
"Wow, that's wicked dick", Alan stated.

by Respect_it March 24, 2017

Dick

A person or penis. Live with it.

This dick is huge.
Hello Dick, how you doin'?

by dead_inside_fag March 27, 2017

floppy dick unicorn

When you rip off someone's dick and attach it in some form to someone's forehead.

I will cut off your dick and attach it to your head so that way you'd become a floppy dick unicorn you cunt.

by Not Ronnie March 28, 2017

bag of dicks

An anonymous prank gag gift from Ship A Bag Of Dicks. An edible bag of gummy dicks.

I sent Bill a bag of dicks from Ship A Bag Of Dicks.

by Jonnynyc March 29, 2017

nap dicking

falling asleep whilst dishing your male partner a blow job.

"Haha, Marco totally busted his hoe nap dicking"!

by muddybonez March 30, 2017