Bite my shit off

A line used to tell someone to fuck off by creating the visual image of a person using their mouth to cut a shit off as it leaves the sphincter.

"Does that broken leg hurt?"
"Bite my shit off!"

by captaintumeke May 31, 2022

MANDATORY SHIT GIRLEYS AND SHIT BOYZEYS

It has been communicated from the parents truly enforced.

We are charmed to show you our

MANDATORY SHIT GIRLEYS AND SHIT BOYZEYS as ANAL ALAN because they give you more than APPEARANCE PLEASURE you are required to be both an ELABORATE SHITEATER and MANDATORY SHITEATER in the PHYSICAL SENSE as from your HUMAN BOWEL at the right time as this is NOT IN YOUR HEAD as to stay out of more trouble and don't forget the PISS DRINKER and DRY OBJECTS either.

by SHIT ASSH0LE ANAL ALAN April 10, 2022

shit remission

Shit remission: medical term. When you have to take a giant shit but you have to hold it for so long that the density of the shit becomes greater than the carbon of a dead star. This results in shit remission, a state where the shitter no longer feels the urge to shit. Eventually the shitter forces it out, often times naturally, and then they regain the normal function of the bowels.

“Man I had to take a shit but it’s just gone now. what happened?”
“Oh dude you just got shit remission. You’ll be fine.”

by The Texan Pennsylvanian April 16, 2023

Oh shit

Two words you never want to hear when working with nuclear power

“Oh shit!”

Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant

by The top fucking tier comedian January 31, 2021

that shit will fuck you up

when something is so dangerous or strong it will mess you up if you try

Jim - Quit looking at the Fireball that shit will fuck you up.

by ö~ö June 18, 2024

plug shit

Akin to smeg, which forms on the foreskin of the penis, plug shit is a cheesy, foul smelling substance that forms on the jewelry worn by those with stretched lobes (called gauges by 14 year olds who shop at Hot Topic). Plug shit itself is a mixture of sweat and dead skin cells.

I took out my plugs the other day, and there was a ton of plug shit on them.

by kittenlazor March 7, 2014

Schrödinger's shit

1. When you want to fart, but you don’t know if it’s a fart or shit.
2. When you’ve already closed the lid after taking a shit, but you’re not sure if you actually flushed.
3. When you take a shit, close the lid, and then flush, but you’re not sure if the shit actually went down

Oh boy, that hurts, but I’m not taking my chance with Schrödinger's shit.

I know I flushed, but that was a pretty massive log. Better check on Schrödinger's shit.

by Amiricle February 7, 2023