Kenneth Dick

A very tiny child aka Kenneth Dick compensating for his little man syndrome by calling other men twats

Kenneth Dick is a total badass

by HeyArnold45 May 18, 2017

Bobbing for dick

When one repeatedly nods their head up and down (usually with their mouth open) in an attempt to stay awake, thus appearing to be giving a blow job.

Mark got tired in class, and began bobbing for dick.

by BigDaddyDJ May 21, 2017

Dick Sick

Like homesick. But instead of home, dicks.

"Damn bitch, you dick sick!"

by Skankevich May 21, 2017

dick hockey

A gay man pushing the testicles of a reclining man around with his erect penis.

Are you going to fuck me, or just play dick hockey all night?

by Blames Johns May 21, 2017

Reckless Dicking

When one decides to have sex with someone irresponsibly and ends up suffering the consequences i.e. children and or std's

"Hey, I didn't know he was having another kid with Desaray. He's totally reckless dicking!"

by TorturedAngel101 May 26, 2017

grumpy dick

Having or getting an erection while taking shit.

Dude, I had to rub one out this morning after getting a grumpy dick.

by Toilet erection May 28, 2017

duracell dick

An erection lasting long periods of time, and in some cases out lasting the person the you're having sex with

He kept wanting to have sex but I just couldn't keep going. That boy gets Duracell Dick when he's been drinking

by Ninja Nerd Warrior May 28, 2017