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You got me hyped up for cookie dough

A term coined by "CoffeeMc'Coffee" that means: When a false promise is made and it is not properly fulfilled - it subverts expectations by delivering a lower-quality result instead of what was originally promised.
Person A: YO LISTEN! I GOT THE BEST COOKIES IN TOWN! COME ON OVER RIGHT NOW!!
Person B: Oh cool, let's go there.
Person B: Dude.. what the heck? You're giving me cookie dough? YOU GOT ME HYPED UP FOR COOKIE DOUGH??
by coffeemccoffee9 September 24, 2025
mugGet the You got me hyped up for cookie doughmug.

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by Brendanโ€™s_Ex July 2, 2018
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you brok my nose

oleg pakhotin has a very large penis and says this when he gets aroused (penis goes big)
big muscly man: i will brok your nos
oleg: you brok my nose
ig muscly man: i like lots sex
mugGet the you brok my nosemug.

How are you?

Not as simple a question as it seems at first glance. You usually say "I'm fine", no matter how you really feel โ€“ this is only for the closest people. Because explaining why you feel bad isn't very pleasant thing and few people won't take it seriously.
Usually when people ask how I'm doing(how are you?) , the real answer is I'm doing shitty, but I can't say I'm doing shitty, because I don't even have a good reason to be doing shitty. So if I say, "I'm doing shitty," then they say, "Why? What's wrong?" And I have to be like, "I don't know, all of it?" โ€“ Bojack Horseman
mugGet the How are you?mug.

I'm never unblocking you ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ™

โ€ข someone who immediately relies on blocking in order to feel cool
โ€ข someone who needs to touch grass
โ€ข someone who blocks and cuts contact because they think theyre superior
funny emojies
1. Listen, I'm never unblocking you ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ™
2. I dont know, today the way my husband looked at me gave me "I'm never unblocking you ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ™" vibes
3. Want to fuel your ego? never unblock them ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ™
by ivanappreciator July 8, 2024
mugGet the I'm never unblocking you ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ™mug.
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