Shit and fell back in it

Response given to someone that tells a bold faced lie

Mitt Romney said "Capital gains is only taxed at 14% because it has already been taxed at the corporate level".

Joe Biden sported his shit eatin grin and said "Yea, and you shit and fell back in it." Bain Capital does not file as a corporation, they file as a partnership, so their retained earnings are divided between the partners.

by Magaletso October 17, 2012

Shitting C4s

When the pain of shitting / pooping is so insanely intense, it can only be compared to being exploded by a C4

Person 1: "I ate some turkey and started shitting c4s"
Person 2 "GET THE BOMB SQUAD"

by PikaboyMOD July 11, 2023

Phantom shit

When you drop a huge log in the toilet, but when you go to wipe there’s nothing there

I washed my hands and everything, it was just a phantom shit

by The shitburgular February 11, 2019

Level 6 shit

A good shit where you saw another human.

I had a level 6 shit when I accidentally left the bathroom door open one time.

by Kringle_ May 28, 2022

The Shit

Awesome, God-like, Beyond God-like. Almost at Chuck Norris status. Eg. The two guys in 'Sex Drive'.

Nerd: How do you get the confidence to hit on all these hot girls?
Guy: ...cos we're The Shit.

by Maddawg G August 9, 2009

shit secret

A hipper way of saying “dirty secret.”

Flirty girl: “You’re naughty.”
Bad boy: “I knowww, don’t tell anybody.”
Flirty girl: “Shit secret, I gotch u.”

by B1G Randy July 24, 2022

go shit yourself

it does not have meanings

Just go shit yourself

(That sentences doesn't make sense)

by harmi0101 March 2, 2024