dick limping

Any grotesque sexual act that may cause "dick limping" is a "dick Limping" moment.

My "dick limping" moment was when my mom walked in on me jerking it to my step-sisters crusty panties.

by dick limper October 11, 2017

Pixel Dick

When you're dick isn't even as big as a pixel.

"Yo dude, did you see Jerry? He's got a pixel dick"

by SheepzDrums October 19, 2017

Dick off

Australian slang inserted into sentences as required in order to express awe or outrage.

I was awake this morning at dick off o’clock.

That is a big dick off cucumber.

by Hoffy17 October 15, 2017

legitimate dick

A guy that has a dick that will stick around the next morning.

He has a legitimate dick. He didn't just up and leave.

by Stan Bond October 19, 2017

Small dick

A man by the name of Conan

Conan has a small dick

by C.Holding October 19, 2017

dick listic

When u dont care about the dick size .

Im not (dick listic) about the size of his penis

by Dick listic October 18, 2017

Slapped with a dick

Something you say when a person pisses you off heavy and you feel they need to be fucked up

Jmills : Melek you’re pissing me off
Melek : Jmills, be quiet. Fuck !
Jmills : Melek, don’t swear at me, you’ll get slapped with a dick

by DeLoneyxJmilly October 25, 2017