cock your trumpet

British
To take ages on the toilet, usually taking a really long shit.

"After that long walk I'm gonna go cock my trumpet."

"Oh you're going in? Are you gonna cock your trumpet?"
"Hahaha yeah gonna be ages"
"Ok don't be too long"

by dkamais498 July 04, 2020

How to make your dick small

How to make your dick small.. why are you searching this. Be proud of that achievement or be like the tiny chumps.

How to make your dick small

by Devin Jones 💀 November 21, 2023

your pal alexa

the famous dude that is famous dude is alexa

have you watch the new video by your pal alexa

by batalex00 November 21, 2019

im your dad kid

the thing ninja says to courage when he is better than him

im your dad kid
Ninja: I'm your litteral dad khed
courage: Get your hair colered again!!

by Gullellellelle November 19, 2019

g'd your barber

When your genitalia smells like the b82

Damn yo, who just g'd your barber

by Jimbles nontronbo March 09, 2014

National hug your crush day

Hug your crush day
She/He needs a hug
Its cold

she hug him and he hug her
National hug your crush day

by Theyluvniaaa! November 01, 2023

National hug your crush day

This is a day where you get to hug your crush. Just hug them

Person: *hugs crush*
Crush: What were you doing?
Person: hugging you
Crush: Why?
Person: Its national hug your crush day!

by Old_boi October 12, 2022