mother fucking ass dick

A mother fucking ass dick is someone who is a man who has an ass and a dick and fucks mothers.

Paul: "Hey Jim look at that father over there".
Jim: " What a mother fucking ass dick".

by 47 chromosomes March 19, 2021

owns my ass

Often used by fangirls to describe their love to their male-favorites whom they are attracted to.

"oh my god, Alex O'Loughlin is so hot! He owns my ass"

by istanalexoloughlinwithmyass April 3, 2018

Spaghetti Ass

When a hairy ass and has chunks of feces from failure of wiping after bowel ejection.

“Yo homie you let your girl eat your ass?”
“What bro nah”

“Why bro it just feels soooo gud”

“My girl caught me lackin with Speghetti Ass”

“Awe shi bro no wonder, just clean it and bleach it, make that hoe shiny, she’ll 100% forget about your Spaghetti Ass”
“You know bro thats a perfect idea. Without hair there for a bit i wont even have the chance for Spaghetti Ass!”

by Nuggievicious June 20, 2022

National send an Ass pic Day

December 29th is National
send an Ass pic Day. Send an ass pic to a chosen friend.

-It's National send an Ass pic Day! uk what to do!
-📸

by Flosey December 29, 2023

ASS STOOL LEE

It is the finishing touches after you are called an ASSH0LE by the concensus.

Listen get ready the star at the GOOGLEPLEX is ANAL ALAN in the movie SYSTOLE where send your votes in tonight as it is coming live as guess what maybe the big KIN TRACT will contract as you know that MANDATORY SHITEATER has to make a choice between this question and it must be exhaustively finished as it is between (is that old non refrigerated cold food a cake"s walk for that ASSH0LE PEDOPHILE to eat or the amount of SHIT produced from his ANUS will be entirely ASS STOOL LEE as the SHIT SHELTER is that well-formed FECES FECES FECES...FECES begging to be consumed , well either way no LEFTOVERS allowed

by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE October 12, 2021

Ass Eating Hater

Formed by Internet trap producer Signal Soldier, an "ass eatin hater" is an individual whom rapidly eats ass without form of given notice.

Bank Robber A: This drill is taking too long. The Hostages are going to start forming up ideas.
Bank Robber B: No cap
Ass Eating Hater*: Robber B, Can you please let me go? I have 8 kids.
Bank Robber A: Can you stop eating ass? I'm trying to get out of here.

by SIGNAL SOLDIER October 12, 2019

ass

ass

goku: shenron lick my asshole
shenron: ok

by Bingus Penis Pringles October 29, 2022