Dick Nickeler

Someone who Nickels Dicks, usually by running Nickels across them in a rolling fashion.

Sometimes used as an insult, usually against women.

1: Hey babe, can you Nickel my Dick?

2: Shut up you dirty Dick Nickeler!

by DannyTrainsDubs January 25, 2023

International dick pic day

Happens on march 10th
A day where a male human needs to send a picture of their errect penis to their boy or girlfriend

Hey babe do you know what today is ?
No
International dick pic day
Ok ( sends dick pic)

by TheHornyCucumber March 9, 2023

Dick off

Australian slang inserted into sentences as required in order to express awe or outrage.

I was awake this morning at dick off o’clock.

That is a big dick off cucumber.

by Hoffy17 October 15, 2017

Hairy Dick

A large penis made in southern Russia and is made into a special stew

A man: "I wish I could make some hairy dick stew"

by A man who likes Red Panda's November 14, 2021

Dick

penis, boys private part

"DAMN YOU HAVE A HUGE DICK!"

by Sammy_Jackson April 17, 2021

Vacation dick

A dick that is too big to be taken daily. Usually requires a recovery period. Opposed to boyfriend dick

Damn Sally, you've been walking funny. You OK?
Ya, I'm fine. I had some vacation dick last night.
Lucky!! I gotta get me some of that!

by VacaDickE'rDay June 4, 2016

Long Distance Dick Punch

See dick punch.

The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.

Blaine's video chat response about equal pay was so outlandish that he deserved a dick punch, but unfortunately he lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut... so I payed Doug, a neighbor of Blaine, to act on my behalf and give Blaine a long distance dick punch on my behalf.

by JlevEsq July 30, 2021