Jonas your world

Jonas your world is like a replacement world for joe mama.

“Hey who did that ? Jonas your world”
“Where do you wanna go? To jonas your world”

by biglobsterlegs January 26, 2024

Your Face

The ultimate comeback for absolutely everything.

A: You're such a jackass.
B: Your Face is a jackass! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
A: OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP!
B: Your Face needs to shut the fuck up!!!

A: (storms off) . . .

by SD_KARASU May 2, 2021

National Out of Your Bag Day

February 10, a day for humanity. One to remember and look forward to each and every year. For all us fellas going through the mud, todays the day where that mud is gone. Todays THAT DAY when you know that the bag has been on your back for too long. Congratulations fellas.

Yo dude! Tommorow is National Out of Your Bag Day! I don’t have to be depressed all the time anymore!

by JamesheartSP February 10, 2022

crawled up your leg and bit your bollock

A term used when someone, usually male, is more pissed off than usual - if something crawled up your leg and bit your bollock you would quite understandably be pissed off.

Usually quite a subtle way to tell them they're acting annoyed, funny too.

Joe: " STFU DUDE!"
Jim: "Damn, what's crawled up your leg and bit your bollock ?"

by KappaKappaKappaKappaKappaKappa November 11, 2015

your nans dead

when something annoying happens or someone annoys you, you say “your nans dead” or “that’s dead nan”

teacher: “you boys will be staying back at lunch”
boys: “your nans fucken dead” / “that’s so dead nan”

matt: *spills raspberry cruiser on dylan’s white shirt*
dylan: “your nans dead”

by nannyfanny644 January 5, 2022

big up your boots

Usually used by chavs to describe an action of hype or to tag someone on. Bigging up someone's boots basically means they really want you to get out of your comfort zone and do it.

"oi, c'mon Jordan. Big up your boots and come to the park with the boys"

by Chavvyboyneil_ April 19, 2021

Your brother a mother

A counter to the recently discovered "ur sister a mister". Grants immunity to any "no u"

(Mohammed is getting a bit cheecky)
"Your brother a mother"
(S.A.S arrive at your door and kill you because you are too much of a threat to mankind)

by Yoot May 12, 2018