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Keeping You Big As Hell

Initially popularized by YouTuber Cory Armstrong Fitness, the phrase refers to something, most commonly a food or activity, that causes weight gain or the inability to lose weight.
Mark: Why can't I lose weight?

Jimmy: 'Cause Fortnite is keeping you big as hell.
by Orbiting_Outsiders January 23, 2024
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Why didn't you go with him?

When you don't realize a person is dead and you suffer a severe case of foot-in-mouth disease.
Earl: "I'm such an idiot. I saw our neighbor Mrs. Lundgren at the store today, so I asked her how her husband was doing. I didn't know he was dead. She said 'he's gone' and I thought he was on a trip. So I asked, 'Why didn't you go with him?'"

Opal (horrified): EARL!!!

~ "Pickles" by Brian Crane
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2022
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thanks and you too

after someone says thanks and tells you to enjoy something, you might react by saying "you too"
might be embarrasing if you say "you too" to someone who isnt doing the same thing you are.
by crystaldreamer12 September 16, 2021
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You

A lonely idiot who is gonna be single for the rest of your life
by anonymous February 9, 2024
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It's not you, it's me

A lie. Just be honest and say "I'm not attracted to you" like dayum. The whole "It's not me, it's you" bullshit is so overused and I've heard it all before, so if I get in a relationship with anyone and they say that as to why they broke up with me, don't fucking bother. It's an insult to my intelligence and I know that's not the reason. Have some fucking integrity ffs.
by UltimateDoge January 7, 2025
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