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Trojan shit

When you shit a turd that happens to be in the shape of a wooden horse.
Hey! I think he just dropped the Trojan shit!
by Bojojo109 August 23, 2011
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MANDATORY SHIT GIRLEYS AND SHIT BOYZEYS

It has been communicated from the parents truly enforced.
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MANDATORY SHIT GIRLEYS AND SHIT BOYZEYS as ANAL ALAN because they give you more than APPEARANCE PLEASURE you are required to be both an ELABORATE SHITEATER and MANDATORY SHITEATER in the PHYSICAL SENSE as from your HUMAN BOWEL at the right time as this is NOT IN YOUR HEAD as to stay out of more trouble and don't forget the PISS DRINKER and DRY OBJECTS either.
by SHIT ASSH0LE ANAL ALAN April 10, 2022
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shit remission

Shit remission: medical term. When you have to take a giant shit but you have to hold it for so long that the density of the shit becomes greater than the carbon of a dead star. This results in shit remission, a state where the shitter no longer feels the urge to shit. Eventually the shitter forces it out, often times naturally, and then they regain the normal function of the bowels.
“Man I had to take a shit but it’s just gone now. what happened?”
“Oh dude you just got shit remission. You’ll be fine.”
by The Texan Pennsylvanian April 16, 2023
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Bite my shit off

A line used to tell someone to fuck off by creating the visual image of a person using their mouth to cut a shit off as it leaves the sphincter.
"Does that broken leg hurt?"
"Bite my shit off!"
by captaintumeke May 31, 2022
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Shit Pug

Shit Pug is when a bitch shits in her hand and starts punching your face in, along with the brown shit all over your face, you are now supposed to resemble a pug
Bro my face hurts so damn much

why?

I told my butch to do a Shit Pug on me

Bro you are so fucking weird and kinky

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This is the shit

A lot of weird definitions here but what it actually means is people in prison sneak weed up there ass so there homies in there can smoke. And it smells like shit. So while smoking and passing they tell there homies hit this…. This is the shit.

And know I’m not kidding it’s a California prison slang word
Hit this weed homeboy this is the shit.
by Me 1000000001 August 21, 2022
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King's shitting

the case when you were on the toilet and you don't even have to wipe yourself off
"Hey Dave i had a King's shitting right now."
"Wtf?! To much information man!"
by piano_sucker May 3, 2022
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