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blowed shit

(1) An unusual act or series of abnormal actions that a person under the influence of marijuana would perform.
(2) Doing or saying something stupid and/or completely out of the norm, whether it be at the wrong time, wrong place: acting out; inappropriate
Me: Yo, I gotta walk my cat cause he was barking at the broom, but that's only when the squirrels walk to school. So I told the man holding milky notebooks that if my bathroom rejuvenates then I'll have a good amount of super glue in my wallet; all from my giraffe eating the neighbor's lawn chair
Friend: Bro, you on blowed shit, cause none of that made sense
by DrummaKing December 10, 2017
mugGet the blowed shitmug.

I Don't Shit

when you're in disbelief of what somebody says and you don't care
"Bro I just pulled that girl"
"And I don't shit mate"
by geraigeraigoon March 9, 2025
mugGet the I Don't Shitmug.

potato shit

when birb and potato knish become one and you make potato knishes but then shit in them it’s pretty pog ikr
ayo potato shit wyd mamas
by levi da March 12, 2021
mugGet the potato shitmug.

Two shits past a hen fox

You’re two shits past a hen fox bro…
by Honeycomb Cheerios January 24, 2024
mugGet the Two shits past a hen foxmug.

aw shit the whole forest is on fire

when you jerk your shit in the kitchen and you accidentally put your pubes over the stove and they catch on fire
oh no i fell aw shit the whole forest is on fire
mugGet the aw shit the whole forest is on firemug.

shit

the stuff that comes out of your asshole
Guy 1 : I just took a fat shit.
Guy 2 : Nice.
Guy 1: No, it wasn't.
by ihatemylife_triple_eight December 15, 2021
mugGet the shitmug.

shit-grip

when the shit that you're shitting is so big and uncomfortable that your toes involuntarily grip the the floor.
Bob: damn bro, that was a massive shit
Wade: yeah, i was shit-gripping
(they then started making out aggressively)
by BALLMAN4 July 7, 2023
mugGet the shit-gripmug.

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