The Dick Check

The act of a women checking your dick for its size. If under 6 inches you have failed the check. If your gay and your under 6 inches then you're obviously the catcher in the relationship.

Dude, she performed The Dick Check on me last and past with flying colors...then again she was asian and tight.

by Stukdwnbassist July 3, 2011

Dicked

Completed or finished, over with

Well, at least we got Monday dicked.

by twobytwo6624 July 28, 2020

Bag of Dicks

There's no singular use for Bag of Dicks, it's usable to the point of your creativity

An avenue that always gets laughs is to describe the feeling of one's physical condition after some kind of intoxication session

Fuck me, I woke up this morning like a Bag of Dicks

by Sangas December 6, 2022

turn signal dick

a dick that slants to the side.

becky: fuck him, he got a turn signal dick anyways

by jdjkkjdckjdcjlkd December 2, 2016

Euro Dick

Euro Dick (real name Adam Kot) is a music producent and rapper from Europe, Czech Republic.

Question: Do you know this european rapper who calls himself Euro Dick?
Answer: Kinda. His lyrics are dope, man. Pure evil.

by EuroDee420 March 15, 2019

Dick quack

To shake with out control for and extended period of time after sex.

He dicked me good last night. I had the dick quack for 20 minutes after.

by To much to handle June 25, 2022

Dick

A big long stick it can be small tho.(my is small )wait what you saw nothing.

A dick is a big long organ attached to your body so.etimes when u piss you miss the toilet.

by wexrtyuk March 13, 2022