Shit Rip

The act of a person shitting in a bong, preferably a single log turd, and then one immediately taking a hit with the murky fecal water.

Man, this Chinese food will definitely make for some gnarly shit rips later.

by AcousticFart February 10, 2018

piece of shit

donald trump

person 1: look at that piece of shit!
person 2: don't you mean donald trump?

by that.sparkly.bitch December 22, 2020

shit up

"shit up" is just "shut up" with a typo, but more epic

TikTok thot: "omg that video was so funny"
Nick: "shit up"

by Horned_Hiro November 17, 2020

shit detective

Someone who patrols mens rooms sniffing up evidence and determining who destroyed the air quality after the hanus crime of relieving there bowels.

Matt and Dave are the lead shit detectives sniffing up evidence in the mens rooms looking for the culprit who destroyed the air quality!!!

by Biglerdick1 August 22, 2022

Five Guys Shits

The irresistible urge to blow up a bathroom after eating Five Guys. Usually sets in 53-65 minutes after consuming. Worsened by Cajun Fries

Man Running Through Airport: “Excuse me, excuse me, coming through. “
Stranger 1: “He must have a tight connection.”
Stranger 2: “No, I’ve seen that run before and that crazed look in his eyes. Poor bastard has the Five Guys Shits.

by lws0925 August 11, 2019

Shit

Somthing brown stick and comes out your ass

I just had a proper mad shit bro

by Mssjiejdncnz May 3, 2021

pop ur shit

This song is an absolute masterpiece made by 21 Savage and produced by Metro Boomin. It tells the tale of the infamous sex haver Jack Cobb fucking females in the movies. It was an instant classic and should be treated as such.

Pop ur shit is the greatest song ever because it speaks of the man called Sex (Jack Cobb) himself.

by JackBiden4Prez March 8, 2024