Dick

A person who is an asshole or male genitalia-

Hey u dick suck my dick!

by Tornotoma January 6, 2021

dick nodule

That weird red bump on your shaft. You don't want to admit where it came from and no idea what it is.

Yo Chris, how's that red inflamed dick nodule doing after you came back from the Donkey Show in Tijuana?

by Fenster's Fu August 25, 2023

Dick head

A “Dick head” is the kind of person you just don’t want to be around.

Shut the fuck up john quit being such a dick head

by Eat bum June 21, 2020

Quinn's Dick

think of it as a string bean that wasn't peeled yet and as fried up by the sun to make it ugly and tiny as hell.

Ew look at Quinn's dick! That's nasty as fuck!

by yournextdoorneighbor November 19, 2019

Douche Dick

A male driver that can’t drive.

Go You fucking douche dick it’s a green light!
Nice turn signal fucking douche dick!
That douche dick almost hit my car!
I can’t get out of the car because this douche dick parked to close to me.

by drappel August 15, 2020

Grab dick december

Girls it’s payback time, grab dick December! Payback for the slap as October! So boys you’ll better watch out for your nuts

Oh lord not grab dick December better stuff my pants and protect my pp

by Nattttttaaaa November 2, 2020

Dick burrito

The act in which you stick your penis in a tortilla and fill it up with burrito toppings, beans, mole, guacamole, salsa, queso, etc. You than let your partner eat off your penis while you experience the true Mexican lifestyle

Bro #1- bro ima give my girl the dick burrito
Bro #2- no way! You think she can handle the spice

by Sexymexicano69420taco November 29, 2021