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The dead can hear you

This means that someone is shouting so loud that even the dead can hear them. This is a very dramatic phrase that emphasises the deceased.
Mark: HELLO, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
Chris: the dead can hear you.
by NutCracker288 December 9, 2021
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You Pickin My Shit

When your homeboy is lowkey glazing you and you have to stop it.
Yo bro chill out, you pickin my shit
by Urbandihhhtionary November 12, 2025
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National Screw You Day

June 18
On June 18, feel free to tell that one person screw you!
“Hey screw you man!”
“Hey screw you too!”
“You saying that cause it’s National Screw You Day?”
by White nose sam June 17, 2025
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Do you want a cookie

When an asshole/piece of shit thinks he did something very admirable and he keeps being annoying about it. This response is used to display the emotion of annoyance and basically saying "do you want to be rewarded fucker"
Jack: Hahaha, I scored higher on this test than you.
John: Okay bitch, do you want a cookie or something
by Pipopaido December 25, 2023
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man makes you food

He tryna make you his girl...
"Girl This man makes food for me in the morning and at night"... "Oh yeah you his girl because this man makes you food!!"
by juicyjkj August 23, 2023
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Convalesce You

Think of "Convalesce You" as a secular alternative to the customary "God Bless You" or "Bless You" one might say in response to another's sneeze. "Convalesce" means to recuperate, recover, or regain one's health. Saying "Convalesce You" (rendered as a 3-syllable con-vless-you) in response to a sneeze satisfies the social norm of not disregarding another person's sneeze, without invoking any Gods or representing any authority to confer blessings.
AHHH AHHH AHHH CHOOOO!!! Convalesce You!
by texlex61 December 10, 2020
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You

Basically, a random person in the internet wasting away their hours trying to find a word on Urban Dictionary that fits you the most, while silently sobbing to Never Gonna Give You Up.
I see you scrolling away in this website, my guy. That is sad of you.
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