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Im going to touch you

Tiktoks way of threatening to touch someone without their own agreement.
Guy 1 "Yo dude wyd?"
Guy 2 "Im going to touch you."
Guy 1 "What is wrong with you, you are such a weirdo dude, You need to stop it, This isnt even funny anymore."
by SwonglerMan September 4, 2024
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You

You
You : You?

You.
by Livyy.yy November 20, 2023
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I'm doing it, are you?

A term used when someone is getting ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ and they want you to join them
Person 1 "I'm doing it, are you?"
Person 2 "ofc queen I'm very ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚"
by Larrygarrybarry27 June 13, 2024
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i hate you maximus

you dont like someone named maximus

maximus is poop and should be called max
i really want to say "i hate you maximus"
by jonny98882 January 23, 2023
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Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

A last try for empathy, after nothing else has worked.
Professor: The chalkboard behind me shows all you need to know.
Andrew: What the fuck is that?
Jason: Seriously we dont know what the fuck your talking about.
Professor: Have pitty on my cock you fucks.
by Gregor111 July 18, 2018
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Wtf are you talking about?

People who say "wtf are you talking about?" are complete idiots with an IQ of 50 who have zero business engaging into a conversation that they can't comprehend and that people who say "wtf are you talking about?" or "what are you on about?" must go back to 2nd grade.
Person A: Teaches Math 55
Person B: Took a nap during class
Person A: Wake up person B! Do you have an idea of what we are currently discussing?
Person B: Huh?! Wtf are you talking about?

Person A: Yeah, like I thought we were discussing about the discrete probability theory so pay attention next time and I definitely you are going to get an E in this class for sure.
by X1 Gen KaneShiroX December 6, 2023
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You are a quick

by Bradley Conner April 8, 2022
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