your mom<3

use this when you hear any question

them: “what’s your favorite dinner”
you: “your mom<3” lol also i love you addyson. forever and always.

by iloveaddyson lol November 25, 2021

I seed in your V

I came inside your vagina

Girl: "I need to take my birth control pill."
Boy: "Why? Cause I seed in your V?"

by SueDohNiim July 23, 2017

im outside your house

come out come out now i will do no harm i am a regular human i am not gonna murder you and mutilate your corpse in horrific ways

im outside your house
hello 911 a man has just broken into my home AND HES GOT A GUN AND IS GONNA RAPE ME

by Ol'banana December 6, 2021

Change Your Ringtone

The act of bleaching your bunghole.

"Baby, it don't look good back here. You might wanna change your ringtone".

by KSparx July 23, 2024

National kiss your crush

National kiss your crush day, 9th November. You are supposed to kiss your crush, show your crush this.

- Yo, have you kissed your crush yet?

- No why would I?

- It's national kiss your crush day

by iDunno1245 November 8, 2019

calm your loins

A pleasant alternative to the usual 'calm your tits', usually directed towards a male. The exact opposite of 'gird your loins'. It means as it looks-- calm yourself because you're making mistakes your children are going to feel (through the loins).

"Hey, hold my beer!"

"Bro, calm your loins."

by mjpants April 23, 2017

bring your cheeks here

It's a more family-friendly way to say "get your ass over here". Just in case you can't curse in front of your family.

Lexi: "Jay bring your cheeks here"
Jay: "why"

by thiswebsiteisfunnyXD June 30, 2022