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Shit-water-dick

When your dick is so long that it falls into the water after you’ve taken a shit.
Did you hear that Tom claimed he’s big enough to have a Shit-water-dick”
by Sir big peni March 10, 2018
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Shit Bitch

A way of telling someone they're a bitch and not in a good way.
I love Ashley she is such as bitch, but I can't stand Marcy. She is a real shit bitch.
by DStanS October 1, 2017
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Shit

by da bastard jon stark May 15, 2019
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Shit frisbees

Used to express when someone will react poorly, lose their temper, or panic in a given situation.
"Everyone shits frisbees when he walks into the room"
"If I don't get this draft finished by lunchtime my boss is going to shit frisbees"
by BMC_ September 27, 2023
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Shit Shuriken

The act of weaving a penis into a pretzel shape then stretching said penis to the rectum via the gooch to coat it in faeces. Then as the penis unravels itself, the faeces is used as a projectile towards the others in the room. Often used in orgy situations.
Orgy Member 1: Oh my god, Dylan's gonna do the "shit shuriken".
Orgy Member 2: Brace yourselves!
by Pikaster December 21, 2018
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Beat the shit out of Tyler day

On Aril 21st you can beat the shit out of anyone named Tyler without any repercussions
by Ja Bismarck March 24, 2024
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Shit your pants

The worst thing that can ever happen to you
Guy 1: you shit your pants?
Guy 2: yeah
Guy 1: *laughs*
by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 24, 2022
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