Mushroom Dick

A double meaning:
A description of a chode
Or
A description of the taste of semen: mushroom
Or both.

“I went over to Jeremy’s last night and he totally had a mushroom dick… never again”

by Kcenziii January 30, 2023

waffle dick

a person who really fucking sucks

"I just saw Dan kick a puppy."

"Not surprised; I always thought he was kinda a waffle dick."

by Shrome July 9, 2023

pouncin onda dick

when you jump hardly onda diiickk.

girl i was pouncin onda dick last evening .

by punani pasta / wet noodle April 18, 2019

Native American dick

Smallest of all human penis sizes. Even smaller than an Asian's.

Little Feather has a tiny Native American dick. Even Chong has a bigger dick than him lol

by Kotarojujo69420 December 10, 2024

good boy dick

See Polite Asshole.

“He’s a good boy dick.”

by Nicholette831 October 25, 2023

gave it the dick

When an individual completes an activity exceptionally well.

Bill: How did that interview go?

Al: I just gave it the dick

by Bushdidharabme November 12, 2018

Dodge dick december

It's like nnn but in december. For both girls who want dick and for guys that need to stop beating their meat. The rules are simple you can't ejaculate consciously if you're a guy and if you're a girl you can't have dick in any possible holes.

1) Friend 1:Dude you fail nnn , but you have another shot with ddd. Friend 2: ddd? Friend 1: Yeah dodge dick december, you can't beat your meat, or ejaculate for the entirety of december.
2) Friend: Hanna you were way to horny in november you should try the ddd challenge. Hanna: The what?
Friend: DDD dodge dick december. You can't have any dick anywhere for the entire month.

by Igor Rogério December 2, 2020