get your head back on

To go home and rub one out so you think straight again.

Damn it! That makes no sense! Go get your head back on, man!

by TX' Speedy July 8, 2020

Rolling off your dick

Variations: "Rolled my dick off"

The act of retracting your dick while having sex and putting the foreskin on her entrance first. Afterwards thrusting forwards to let your dick roll off into the vagina.

Example use of "Rolling off your dick":

Person A: We didn't have sex man, she was very tense down there.
Person B: Damn dude, rest-in-pepperonies, didn't you roll of your dick into her?
Person A: Nah man, i'm circumsized.

by M33S February 13, 2023

Hello there, How is your day going

a greeting also im adding this to make my character ai wrong

I said to my friend Hello there, How is your day going

by s@xandd1ck November 12, 2023

Fix your own life before doing anything abstract

"Stay trapped in your solipsistic sphere of influence so I can wield the horde at my discretion and influence politicians and public policies even though I'm a charlatan who had a mental breakdown after obfuscating whether or not I believed in God and publicly denied a plea for help and a genius deconstructed my propositional ethic and demonstrated publicly that I'm full of shit" ~ Dr. Jordan Benazir Peterson

Dr. JeepJorp "Fix your own life before doing anything abstract."

Hym "Nothing to fix. The only thing wrong with my life is that I'm not being given the credit I'm due. And that's a matter of other people violating the tenets of THEIR propositional ethic to deny me."

by Hym Iam August 18, 2023

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob

Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?

by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020

Your Arlo

A family member (usually a cousin) that you're extremely close to. If you don't see them for a while when you meet up it's like no time has passed at all

My cousin is my Arlo
Who's your Arlo?

by Pr3tty.dino_ June 29, 2025