The Shits

saying you have the shits is another way to say that you have diarrhea.

I can't eat Indian food. It gives me the shits.

by DefineThisUsername April 1, 2019

Shit whisper

Qhenever you fart and can feel the slight presence of an incoming shit storm. (literally)

"I gotta go I just felt a shit whisper"

by possumous January 10, 2022

Shit roller

Is normally somebody who can’t roll a fag for shit. Is normally new to smoking.

Yo you’re a Shit roller

by SsTe June 1, 2019

Shit Crank

Methamphetamine that's so bad it has you yawning off instead of going to the garage and grabbing a pail to repaint your house overnight...

Hey boo, what you think of this 'shit crank'...
Well... You don't see me repainting the house do you?

by HiddenAssumptions August 4, 2024

Shit the Bed

When your working with clowns and one guy does something wrong you would say “ shit the bed “

Shit the bed I’m never touching a Radiator again!

by Night-crew December 15, 2021

SHIT GOOSING

The original phrase for being under the influence of alcohol and cannabis before crossfaded would eventually be the much cooler term for the activity.

Yeah I told Matt not to drink and smoke so much, I knew he would be a total shit goose.

Last night I was shit goosing it so bad I knew I shouldn't have drank that 12 pack and smoked that blunt of 50s.

by Jetmortive May 4, 2025

Shit

The word "shit" actually has two different meanings. The first way is in a swear word form, and the second meaning is P O O P.

Meaning #1:

Person A: Oh shit dude, I just got grounded, I gotta go.
Person B: Damn, cya dude.

Meaning #2:

Person A: I'll brb, I gotta take a fat shit.
Person B: A'ight dude, cya when you're back from dropping that fat shit in your toilet bowl.
Person A: I never said it was in a toilet...
Person B: 😳

by MonsieurCheeseBall July 6, 2021