krinkle your crumpet

Masturbating underwater. Usually referring to underwater female-masturbation, but not exclusive to females.

Jane spent so long krinkling her crumpet in the bath her cunt was pruney.

Don't krinkle your crumpets in the bath! I have to take showers in that tub!!!

by lyla1315 February 04, 2015

rumble your grundle

Fuck you grundle area up with a 3 ft money huge dildo and 7 BBCS

I’m going to rumble your grundle

by Well in doubt black man March 19, 2018

National sniff your belly button day

January 16th is National Sniff Your belly button day

Today is Jan 16th which is " National Sniff your Belly Button Day" so I sniffed mine and smelled like ketchup and radishes

by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj December 30, 2024

beat your shrine while you whine

When urban dictionary rejects your definition so you masturbate while you are bawling your eyes out while playing MOONLIGHT by xxxtentacion

beat your shrine while you whine:

me ima beat my shrine while i whine because jeff is being a peice of shit

by Baznigger April 26, 2019

your mothers a hatch

the best insult for people to call others mother

Your mothers a hatch, and your dads a noot

by Your_Mothers_A_Hatch June 25, 2018

Blow your back out

To fuck someone so good, they can't walk for N amount of time.

Broski 1: I'm gonna fuck you so good, I blow your back out
Broski 2: aight, bet

by emoboyy.xd December 25, 2023

National Slime Your hb Out Day

When you catch your hb in the wrong place at the wrong time and unfortunately he got to go💔
This holiday is celebrated on February 26th

“Bro u not gon backdoor me today right?”
“Sorry gang it’s National Slime Your hb Out Day, say hi to your grandma for me”

by Arrocion February 23, 2025