shit da shit

when one man doesnt fuck a women and his friend give him shit and so he doesnt give a shit so he says fuck my life or "shit da shit"
Ed: you fuckin pussy u didnt fuck her
Justin: Shit da shit , fuck off
by Nathaniel Davis July 13, 2008
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Fuck, shit, cunt!

A series of offensive words used during an undesirable event
*Southampton gets Man City in EFL draw*

"Fuck, shit, cunt!"
by Jack Spank9049 December 25, 2022
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Pickle Shit Faced

When you wake up from a night of drinking in a pickle and your still plastered so you drink your responsibilities away
Guy 1: dude I work in 2 hours and I’m still hammered
Guy 2: who cares let’s get pickle shit faced
by Toolbox123 November 27, 2017
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I shit you not one cent

used to describe the wildest part of a story is 101% true, no matter how insane it might seem
"i dropped my sandwich and i shit you not one cent, it landed perfectly back on the plate!"
by Insert inside joke here August 26, 2022
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That shit on

How many females gon be there, cuz I'm a have that shit on
by NSG 4 L March 19, 2021
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shit twin

During labour, a shit twin is when a mother defecates at the same time her child is born.
"Did you hear that Jack had a shit twin?"

"It was embarrassing to admit that I gave birth to a shit twin."
by KinniKitty January 09, 2018
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Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.
by Pork de la chop October 18, 2017
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