Me and your mom

me and your mom means that someone fuck your mom in the bed and your his dad

me and your mom are in the bed tonight

by Ballssackinyourmom December 13, 2024

hey its me your dry skin

with cerave you can get the ceramides that your body needs

hey its me your dry skin, nigga

by the cerave guy December 15, 2024

National Send your bf a titty pic day

On December 18th you send your man a titty pic.

Please send me a titty pic! It’s national send your bf a titty pic day!

by nationaldefinitionguy December 18, 2024

Bring your wife a Crab Rangoon Day

December 18th, A National Bring Your wife a Crab Rangoon Day.

My husband brought me a gift for a “Bring your wife a Crab Rangoon Day”

by applejuice4678 December 18, 2024

Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket

This phrase means shut up man! It’s a comeback for people who just need to shut up.

Ambergeese: you look like you wanna lick that toilet seat, ugly!
Jofener: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!

by Yurpledoodle December 18, 2024

Your Mother

a fat old pig who never does anything

your mother is fat

by qweyupasdghjklzxcdhghe79ur December 19, 2024

smashed off your bounce

Totally off your trolley

You went out last night and got smashed off your bounce

by Scottie Tiger December 21, 2024