Whipped Topping

The act of jerking off on the toilet while taking a shit so that you cum on a fresh turd cake.

Friend: Are you taking a shit?

You: I was why?

Friend: Well what are you doing now, jerking off?
You: Yeah that's exactly what I'm doing.

Friend: Seriously?

You: Yeah it's called a whipped topping

Don't flush until you've hit it with the whipped topping.

by Random acts of weirdness August 12, 2024

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whip crack

The sound every episode of Johnny Test makes every 1-3 seconds

"I couldn't sleep due to hearing constant whip cracks from watching two seasons of Johnny Test"

by swag9001 June 15, 2024

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Dabbing,whip and nae naeing

Dabbing,whip and nae naeing is cringe and died 293749384938 million years ago.

Dabbing,whip and nae naeing is cringeworthy.

by Zorro is doggo,Yeah CAM June 27, 2018

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Hair Whip

A hair whip is hair that is in some sort of braid or a pony-tale that whips you in the face when a person quickly moves his or her head back and forth quickly.

Person 1: Sorry,sorry, did i hit you? *to the person behind*

Person 2: Yes im ok thanks, nice hair whip by the way.

by Sorry, Sorry, NOT SORRY April 27, 2017

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cracking the whip

When you accidentally drop the charging part or, micro usb-b connector for your phone charger, possibly damaging the charger and wire if dropped hard enough.

Bro 1: What happened to your charger?

Bro 2: I cracking the whip so many times on it that it broke.

by lionlionlion April 25, 2020

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