chode

a long thick penis

My boyfriend has a chode.

by IronMan192 May 13, 2022

Coke Chode

When you’ve done so much coke that your dick can only muster up enough strength for the girth but not the lengths

I was doing a buncha blow earlier with my friends, but I’m super horny now so put that coke chode in your face pussy.

by Facesittingmommy May 15, 2022

Chode charity

When manipulative men are victimising themselves for pity. Feeling sorry for themselves.

Giving small dick energy.

Also could be a real chode charity, donate now. 🤷 ♂️

“I don’t want to donate to your chode charity.”

“Brad’s got his chode charity goin’ on, leave him alone.”

by pubedealer May 17, 2022

chode bitch

refers any person 5'2" (≈157 cm) or under who is annoying as fuck and usually uses their height as a personality trait which is mad embarrassing bc they're short

yo this chode bitch finna get us carded at the club

by tranquillacontequila December 6, 2021

chode

a penis that is wider than it is long.

jessica: oh show me that ten incher daddy
Antwon: ok here you go
jessica: OMG thats a chode, i thought u meant 10inches long not 10 inches wide

by #CPF #CHARLIE=SIMP FOR PEYTON December 14, 2021

Chode

Someone who’s brain is smaller than bigger.

Why did you fuck my mom? You chode!!!!!

by Haha7272727 December 19, 2021

Chode-ments

A moment in time where one is being a chode.

He’s a great guy, but he definitely has his chode-ments.

by Moonchild1127 March 15, 2022