Jesus Boner

When you are flaccid, but you really need to get up in there...You pray to Jesus and he delivers a massive boner.

"Please give me this Jesus boner, Christ. To fuck this chick/dude!"

by TheBonePolice January 9, 2019

Jesus Lover

These are typically old ladies living in Camarillo who believe everyone is going to hell.

My parents live in a retirement community full of Jesus Lovers.

by Jean Cadault May 22, 2023

Jesus Nectar

Grand Marnier, an orange-flavored cognac-based liquer, 40% (80 proof). Labeled Jesus Nectar as it the only adult beverage suitable for Jesus. It has been foretold that if Jesus were to come back to earth, it would be to drink Grand Marnier and pop at bitches in the club parking lot.

Vincent: I need a drink. You need a drink? How about a fernet?

Jules: Fuck that noise, I only drink that Jesus Nectar.

by Nerdrow November 11, 2010

Jesus Omnist

Someone who is a Jesus Omnist is someone who practices Omnism in a sense that we are one with all religions. But specifically with Jesus being the messiah, the son of god, the belief that Jesus Christ is the common denominator. What does this mean? Christianity, Catholicism, Judaism, Muslim, amongst others, of him being acknowledged all define what encompasses Jesus Omnism. we don't discredit any messiah's path but we point to written evidence that acknowledges the walk of Christ.

That guy believed that Christ was his savior. But he's reading the Quran. He's such a Jesus Omnist.

by daniellethecreative_ February 24, 2022

Black Jesus

No one less than Tupac.

In times of war we need somebody raw, rally the troops
like a Saint that we can trust to help to carry us through
Black Jesus Tupac

by FexilThaDon December 28, 2016

Hooker's for Jesus

A group of prositutes who sold themselves for Jesus. They were very successful.

Wanna handjob? $10 from the hooker's for Jesus. Bible reading in the alley.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 2, 2020

Jesus-Like

Being <Jesus-Like> is when somebody has pure power or control of there actions.

Man that guy is real powerfull
OR.
Man that guy is real <Jesus-Like>

by Your_Maker June 5, 2018