When you slap someone with the same level of energy and intent as when Will Smith slapped Chris Rock during the Oscar's. It's a slap so abrupt that it's likely to leave the recipient flabbergasted, and everyone watching will be shocked. It's quite possible the slap will wake up someone in a remote part of the world at 3 AM, leaving them with an unusual feeling of confusion and unease. It's also possible that even the mother of the recipient will feel the slap, and that if the recipient's mother is dead the slap will bring her back to life only to kill her again. The one delivering the smack will then take a seat and yell belligerently from across the room, likely out of anger or in defense of someone else.
Guy 1: "Did you hear what happened in Health Class yesterday? The teacher threatened to call Lisa's dad. But Lisa's dad is dead."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I heard Lisa Chris Rock'd the teacher and suspended. But maybe now that Health teacher will her Lisa's dad out his damn mouth."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I heard Lisa Chris Rock'd the teacher and suspended. But maybe now that Health teacher will her Lisa's dad out his damn mouth."
by Magnolious March 29, 2022
Get the Chris Rock'd mug.The Chris Curse is given to people who’ve made Chris feel awfully bad. Even making him feel bad once will give you the curse.
The curse gives a bad future…nothing will work out for you. You’re relationships won’t last, you won’t succeed in your career, endless bad luck, and you’re life will just go to shit.
Typically given to friends of Chris.
The curse gives a bad future…nothing will work out for you. You’re relationships won’t last, you won’t succeed in your career, endless bad luck, and you’re life will just go to shit.
Typically given to friends of Chris.
by WriterofLife May 4, 2021
Get the The Chris Curse mug.Chris McNamara is extremely sexy and has been named by many 'the hottest guy in the world'. Along with his dreamy looks he is an absolute legend who kids around the world aspire to be like.
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Get the Chris McNamara mug.The Chris Kyle refers to a person sending or giving a shot of liquor at a bar or party to someone who is on the verge of blacking out. Usually performed to remove someone who is being annoying so they pass out or…
Man: yo, Mark is being annoying as hell tonight I wish he would pass out or leave already.
Man 2: Chris Kyle him.
Man:?
Man2: *pours shot of vodka. “One shot one kill”
Man 2: Chris Kyle him.
Man:?
Man2: *pours shot of vodka. “One shot one kill”
by Yokekebrohan July 11, 2022
Get the Chris Kyle mug.The greatest sports newscaster alive. He is well-known for his colorful nicknaming of players who show up on the sports highlights. He created the noise WHOOOOP!, and uses it in a high-pitched tone to define acrobatic moves or misdirections, including fakes, hurdles and jukes, or fumbles.
He's running out of running room, WHOOOOP!, into the endzone!
DA-RAID-AHS!
Did you see Chris Berman on Sportscenter?....Yeah man, he is the best there is!
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Did you see Chris Berman on Sportscenter?....Yeah man, he is the best there is!
by Captain White Power September 8, 2008
Get the Chris Berman mug.A versatile power forward who playes for the Toronto Raptors. He's about 6-10 and is very underrated, since he's overshadowed by guys like lebron, dwyane wade, and carmelo. Too bad he plays for toronto, otherwise he'd be famous too. averages like 23 points, 9 rebounds and 1.2 blocks per game, and he's only 21. Has a bright future.
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