elvish shoes

Dio Brando's shoes in Stardust Crusaders, the third part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
Fanoys and fangirls love being stopmed by DIO while he WRYYYs.

Fuck me up with your elvish shoes daddy DIO

by MUstarDmAn1867 June 08, 2020

elvish shoes

Dio Brando's shoes in Stardust Crusaders, the third part of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
Fanboys and fangirls love being stomped on by him and his magnificent elvish shoes while he WRYYYs.

-Fuck me up with your elvish shoes daddy DIO

by MUstarDmAn1867 May 22, 2020

New Shoes Old Laces

The act of giving oral pleasure in a vehicle while trying to look you are tying your shoes.

It looks like Jeremy's girlfriend has a case of the "New Shoes Old Laces".

by Totsally April 28, 2015

shoe date

When you and a friend both take your new shoes and try them out on a run together.

They’re such running nerds, going on a shoe date.

by DragonWrider October 04, 2020

Pool shoes

Porno type shoes you wear when having sex.

Got busy wearing my pool shoes.

by Lovvvinnnnittt February 04, 2016

Uber Shoes

When you throw up in an Uber and despite trying to pay off the driver you still wake up to a $200 cleaning fee charge.......you just bought yourself a pair of Uber shoes.

Despite Stephanie and Becca's attempt to pay the driver extra cash, the picture of chunks of McDonald's in his speaker explained to Kayla why she was charged for Uber shoes.

by Stephanie_ED_ICU_RN March 29, 2022

shoe cubed

To shove your whole foot, including the shoe, in a woman's vagina until the heel is no longer visible. Once it's completely in, you turn rotate the shoe counter-clockwise until she climaxes.

I shoe cubed your sister!

by Eclipseguy December 17, 2017