Tard

A more polite way of saying retard.

1. Dave is licking the window again he's such a Tard.

2. No the Eiffel Tower is not located in Blackpool you Tard

by Hancri August 17, 2014

Tard

To airy rectified drumstick
The act of not listening to someones side of the story

Twonk is a tard

by Wumaxon August 9, 2023

Soy Tard

Defines a man who is considered to be the peek of human perfection. A Soy Tard is often a very handsome man, commonly being hit on by women. They are kind, trustworthy loyal people.

Saki: Raph is such a Soy Tard.

Raph: Aww, thanks Saki.

by FireNova June 3, 2021

dippy tard

Someone who is blonde that is a dippy and usually is the center of attention in your group of friends .

That person at your party last night was such a dippy tard.

by Kangarooman521 June 11, 2018

Avant-tarde

Hipsters who think they are cool, new and fresh, and have missed the irony in their retardedness.

The leading edge of edgy hipsters who have their heads so far up their arseholes with not an ounce of cool or self-awareness to allow them to realise that they are not in any way shape or form presenting anything new in their style, action, diction or modus operandi.

1) That guy, Don Atari, is so avant-garde. (adjective)

2) My sister is one of the avant-tarde. (noun)

by Tokyo_Spy May 23, 2017

Couche Tard

Person who avoids a work related event

Who wants to work on the roof after the meeting?
Im leaving as soon as the meeting ends
ok Couche Tard

by jajaja11122233 September 28, 2023